Curtis and I went to Chicago for our anniversary a few years ago. As we were dining in the lovely outdoor atmosphere of the Macaroni Factory, our waiter took our order wearing a remarkable pair of sunglasses. Curtis told him that h’ed never seen such a magnificant pair of shades.

“That’s because they’re VERSACE!” the waiter exclaimed, snapping his fingers as he switched away.

The other day, Curtis had an appointment at a new company he was propsecting. The man he went to meet wasn’t there yet, so he met with some of his staff. There was a woman on staff with very interesting glasses. Curtis told her he’d never seen glasses like that before.

“That’s because they’re VERSACE!” she exclaimed, snapping her fingers.

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Did I miss the fine print on my Armani glasses?