A worn twenty dollar bill found itself with an equally worn one dollar bill on the conveyor belt at the federal exchange on its way to be retired.

“Oh! I’ve had such a great life!” the twenty dollar bill enthused. “I’ve been to Las Vegas, Hawaii, and even the Taj Mahal.”

“Wow, that sounds like an exciting life,” said the one dollar bill.

“Where have you been in your life?” asked the twenty dollar bill.

“Oh, I’ve been to the Methodist Church, the Episcopal Church, the Baptist Church. . .,” the one dollar bill began, when the twenty dollar bill interrupted: “What’s a church?”

from the KHASA connection website