Forget dancing with the stars! It’s basketball in a field of bunnies! Join in the fun as you go to the Y in the midday with 5 kids. Let the little ones hop around like bunnies while the men in the lunchtime basketball league gawk at your teenage daughter. Enjoy the thrills of watching your oldest two do their lay-up drill with a ball bummed off the lunchtime group—while a lone man stares, complaining that there’s not enough balls to go around.

Marvel at how the big kids avoid babies dancing to the loud music supplied by the sad wannabe basketball player waiting for his chance to shoot.

And laugh hysterically as your daughter tries to get the ball unstuck from the hoop.