feeble humor Category

the cat’s out of the bag

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Phew! When I looked up National cliche month, all I found was the day: November 3. I’m over the moon that I didn’t miss out on all the fun. I mean, why wouldn’t I want to throw my oar in? Especially after Yanni beat me to the punch. So with no further ado, let’s tip [...]

say what?

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Me: What cereal do you want, Joy? This almost empty one or this one that Xay will turn into a mama bear if I give it to you? Joy: That one. The mama bear one.

potty humor

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Me: Esteban, you should go to the bathroom. It’s been a long time. Esteban: I don’t have to go, though. Me: Go on in there and drain the lizard, and then you can go play. Esteban: (excitedly) Where is the lizard, Mommy? Can I see the lizard? Where is the lizard Mommy? Me: Xay will [...]